Shawn Spencer: Excuse me, you're in my seat.
Juliet O'Hara: Am I?
Shawn Spencer: Actually, yes, you are.
Juliet O'Hara: Are you one of those weirdo compulsives who come to the same restaurant, sit in the same chair, and eat the same food every day?
Shawn Spencer: Uh, no... no no. I was sitting right there three minutes ago, and then I went outside to get myself a paper. I ordered a juice, and... look, I made a crawling snake with the straw wrapper. You can finish it if you think you're up to the job.
Juliet O'Hara: I'm sorry, you want me to move?
Shawn Spencer: Not anymore. so whats up?
Juliet O'Hara: I don't have time to talk.
Shawn Spencer: but you haven't heard what I was going to say.
Julie O'Hara: See, now we've already talked more than I wanted to.
Shawn Spencer: Well I did give you my seat you know, I think that gets me one question.
Juliet O'Hara: listen, diner guy-
Shawn Spencer: Shawn.
Juliet O'Hara: Shawn, flattered really, very often I am happy to meet new people, but today? right here right now, I cant.
Shawn Spencer: I understand, I do.
Juliet O'Hara: Am I?
Shawn Spencer: Actually, yes, you are.
Juliet O'Hara: Are you one of those weirdo compulsives who come to the same restaurant, sit in the same chair, and eat the same food every day?
Shawn Spencer: Uh, no... no no. I was sitting right there three minutes ago, and then I went outside to get myself a paper. I ordered a juice, and... look, I made a crawling snake with the straw wrapper. You can finish it if you think you're up to the job.
Juliet O'Hara: I'm sorry, you want me to move?
Shawn Spencer: Not anymore. so whats up?
Juliet O'Hara: I don't have time to talk.
Shawn Spencer: but you haven't heard what I was going to say.
Julie O'Hara: See, now we've already talked more than I wanted to.
Shawn Spencer: Well I did give you my seat you know, I think that gets me one question.
Juliet O'Hara: listen, diner guy-
Shawn Spencer: Shawn.
Juliet O'Hara: Shawn, flattered really, very often I am happy to meet new people, but today? right here right now, I cant.
Shawn Spencer: I understand, I do.
Shawn Spencer: What if I do the talking for both of us?
Juliet O'Hara: Have at it! Do you mind if I read the paper and stare aimlessly out the window while you two talk?
Shawn Spencer: [laughs] No. Can I get a name to work with?
Juliet O'Hara: Juliet.
Shawn Spencer: Well, it's very nice to meet you, Juliet.
Shawn Spencer: [high-pitched voice] It's nice to meet you too, Shawn, and I'm sorry about your seat, so lunch is on me. So what do you do for a living?
Shawn Spencer: [own voice] Oh, I do a little bit of everything.
Shawn Spencer: [high-pitched voice] Oh, that sounds interesting, and maybe a little bit dangerous. Ooh, I like your jacket! I like it a...
Juliet O'Hara: Okay, can I stop you there? First off, in your portrayal of me, I sound like I'm in eighth grade.
Shawn Spencer: Well, in my portrayal of you, you only have an eighth grade education.
Juliet O'Hara: [laughs] Ha.
Shawn Spencer: All right, I'll smarten you up. Uh... college, yeah? Top of your class, graduated early? Got it.
Shawn Spencer: [mature female voice] I'm new to town and I don't know many people.
[Shawn Vision of cat hairs on Juliet's shoe]
Shawn Spencer: [mature female voice] But I do know my cats. Two of them. The gray one's very affectionate. The white one makes me work much, much harder for the attention.
Shawn Spencer: [own voice] And what about your family?
[Shawn Vision of family photo in Juliet's purse]
Shawn Spencer: [mature female voice] My family's amazing. My parents have been together for... what is it, thirty years now?
Juliet O'Hara: [startled] Okay... do we know each other?
Shawn Spencer: Yes. You're the girl who stole my seat.
Shawn Spencer: [laughs] No. Can I get a name to work with?
Juliet O'Hara: Juliet.
Shawn Spencer: Well, it's very nice to meet you, Juliet.
Shawn Spencer: [high-pitched voice] It's nice to meet you too, Shawn, and I'm sorry about your seat, so lunch is on me. So what do you do for a living?
Shawn Spencer: [own voice] Oh, I do a little bit of everything.
Shawn Spencer: [high-pitched voice] Oh, that sounds interesting, and maybe a little bit dangerous. Ooh, I like your jacket! I like it a...
Juliet O'Hara: Okay, can I stop you there? First off, in your portrayal of me, I sound like I'm in eighth grade.
Shawn Spencer: Well, in my portrayal of you, you only have an eighth grade education.
Juliet O'Hara: [laughs] Ha.
Shawn Spencer: All right, I'll smarten you up. Uh... college, yeah? Top of your class, graduated early? Got it.
Shawn Spencer: [mature female voice] I'm new to town and I don't know many people.
[Shawn Vision of cat hairs on Juliet's shoe]
Shawn Spencer: [mature female voice] But I do know my cats. Two of them. The gray one's very affectionate. The white one makes me work much, much harder for the attention.
Shawn Spencer: [own voice] And what about your family?
[Shawn Vision of family photo in Juliet's purse]
Shawn Spencer: [mature female voice] My family's amazing. My parents have been together for... what is it, thirty years now?
Juliet O'Hara: [startled] Okay... do we know each other?
Shawn Spencer: Yes. You're the girl who stole my seat.
~Major PSYCH-O
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